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Joke of the Day

"Relationships are just anteing up on each other's crazy until one person decides the pot is too big and folds."

"Subway must have introduced a new Genius feature, because they just suggested I might like a drink with my sandwich. I do. Nailed it."

"Find out why i'm changing the colour of my house lamps You'll see me in a different light after this"

"in the middle east you can't drink But you can get stoned For drinking"

"What do you call a person who sexually identifies as a Xenomorph? An alie-kin"

"Dick Van Dyke's real name.. Penis Van Lesbian"

"Have you heard the one about the agnostic with dyslexia and insomnia? He tossed and turned all night wondering if there was a dog"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? WANNA RIDE BIKES???"

"So my friend who has multiple personalities called me yesterday. My Caller I.D. exploded....."

"I almost lost my hearing in an accident... It was a near-deaf experience."