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Joke of the Day

"Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive."

"What is the biggest ant in the world ? An elephant !"

"I can't wish my mom a Happy Mothers Day because she doesn't have Facebook. \_()_/ "

"What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator"

"What do you call a set of computer generated jokes? A comedy subroutine"

"NASA found methane on Mars! Proving once again that no matter how ancient a civilization is, it's farts that truly endure."

"Me in HR: I wasn't trying to be condescending... It's just that the boss didn't understand and I thought the puppets might make it clearer."

"I know why my saturdays are so shitty now... because there's always a turd in it."

"What's green, slimey and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."

"a pizza is basicaly a real-time pie chart of how much pizza i am going to eat"