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Joke of the Day
"Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive."
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"Nutella is made with hazelnuts, milk, real cocoa and pure evil."
"And on the 32nd day, God had forgotten to end his free trial, so he was charged for the month."
"1: Acquire scuba gear. 2: Strap duck decoy to head. 3: Dive in local pond. 4: Enjoy unlimited free bread crumbs."
"Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !"
"Abortion... ...it brings out the kid in you."
"I will step on an old woman's face to get to my computer to thumbs down a bad song on Pandora."
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"What's a roosters favorite sport? Professional Cock Soccer."
"No thanks, toilets that flush. -kids"