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Joke of the Day

"These days HD is so good, when you watch an NFL game you can see the murder evidence."

"There is going to be a merger between FedEx and UPS.. Yep, they're going to be called ""FedUp"""

"I was going to have a life but then twitter happened."

"I asked Siri "" surely it isn't going to rain tomorrow"" and he replied "" yes it is, and don't call me Shirley""...turns out I left airplane mode on"

"How did the hipster burn his fingertips? He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. [rimshot]"

"The inventor of predictive text has died His funfair is hello on sundial."

"If you're American & I ever hear you use the word ""whilst,"" this I swear: you will not live to see the 3rd season of Sherlock."

"Where do Zika babies come from? A guy trying to get a little head."

"The fact that people use the wrong ""your,"" ""there,"" ""it's"" and ""its"" yet spell ""Bieber"" correctly just kills me."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister's chin"