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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me pedophile earlier. That's a big word for an eight year old"
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"Why do you call a Mexican midget a paragraph? Because he isn't a full essay"
"What do you call it when the Speaker of the House is angry? .... A raging Boehner."
"I was caught stalking David Cameron today I told the police that I was simply following the political movement."
"Melania Trump doesn't want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way."
"My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car."
"One day my kid will ask me why he's half human and half final exam"
"Why Chinese vet never hungry? Dog have rice."
"Casting agent: If we hire you at SNL what would you like to accomplish? Me: Staying up past 10:00."
"Don't be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, made by Asians, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, runs like a black man and grabs coins like a jew."