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Joke of the Day
"So Twilight jokes - What does a vampire call a used tampon? A teabag."
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"Roses are red Violets are blue Stop clicking your pen when you talk to me Kevin I swear I will murder your face with my tape dispenser"
"I've got the eye of the tiger, heart of a lion, and... a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"Why were the letters a-y banned? They were all nazis"
"Why do you think that God hates fags rather than figs? Oh, I got confused; after all, they are both painful on the anus!"
"Commented on a woman's french manicure. ""I like your tips"" ...let's just say she didn't hear me correctly."
"I like my humor how I like my sex Dry and uncomfortable."
"Just lasted over an hour in bed... Thank you day light savings"
"Karen on Facebook says, ""2014 is going sooooo well!"" Personally, I've already fcuked up 2014, and a good chunk of 2015, so go fcuk yourself Karen."
"My washing machine is racist.. It only likes whites with whites and colors w colors.."