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Joke of the Day

"Who Makes More Money, A Prostitute Or A Drug Dealer? A prostitute. Because a prostitute can always wash her crack and resell it."

"Sorry I tried to strengthen my immune system by asking your wife to breast feed me."

"Everyone makes fun of Aquaman, but he's got it all figured out. He spends all day chilling in the water. His life is one big pool party."

"My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked, ""Why?"" He replied, ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"What do you call ravens trying to marry crows. Conspiracy to commit murder."

"Read at own Risk "

"Ask me if I'm a tree. ""Ok, are you a tree?"" No"

"What's the worst part of an NFL wedding? Getting hit by Rice"

"Sometimes I feel like a real perv when I'm watching girls get dressed through a pair of binoculars"

"""Apology not accepted"" - what to say if you want to fight in Canada"