98281
Joke of the Day
"What did the snail say when he jumped on the turtle's back? Wheeeeee!"
Next Joke
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef Strokenoff"
"What did a homosexual reindeer say to Santa Claus? Sleigh, daddy."
"What's the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child."
"I invented the upside down house. It's now a top cellar."
"There's no police in Canda... If your car is faster than a moose"
"Does Facebook have a ""You're not smart enough to be talking about politics"" button?"
"How do you change root beer in to a beer? Put it in a square cup"
"Why can't Abraham Lincoln be convicted for murder? Because he's in a cent."
"Rupert Murdoch today said that he was very touched, by all the messages left on Amy Winehouses' phone."