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Joke of the Day

"Loved Inception. It took me to exotic places I could never visit in real life, like the first class cabin of an airplane."

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"[in a normal speaking voice from top row of football stadium] Good luck today guys"
"Q: What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship? A: Let's get on the ship, men!"
"What do you call an entrance to a brothel? Hodor."
"I smelled alcohol and got all excited then realized it was only hand sanitizer."
"Money doesn't buy happiness..."