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Joke of the Day

"Men are just opposite from guns The smaller the caliber, the bigger the bore"

"A website just logged me off due to inactivity. Hope my life never does that."

"I heard a woman got hit by a motorcyclist the other day... It made me wonder, who the fuck rides a motorcycle into someone's kitchen?"

"What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game? Marsh-Mellows"

"Saw a bug crawling on my arm and my reaction can only be described as ""grabbing for swirling dollars inside a plexiglas Cash Cube."""

"Why was the communist school not successful? There were no classes"

"Why can't sluts count to seventy? 69 is a mouthful."

"What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I have never wanted to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth."

"You now what's great about fucking twenty five year olds? There's twenty of them."