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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an entrance to a brothel? Hodor."
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"When a jury found Chuck Norris guilty of murder, the judge sentenced himself to death rather than sentencing Chuck Norris to anything."
"THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF NACHOS COMPELS YOU!"
"So this black guys stopped me on the subway and asked ""did the Yankees win?"" I looked him in the eye and said ""Yes, it's ok, you're free now"""
"Superman and Eyore had a baby. The baby's name? Supereyore"
"""how was self-deprecating rap battle?"" I don't want to talk about it ""come on what happened?"" they saw my porsche ""oh ouch"""
"How far can you run into the woods? Halfway, any further and you're running out."
"Ok /r/jokes, give me your best. Just wanted to see this subreddits potential. And that I'm not much of a funny person."
"What do you call your last girlfriend's vagina? Xbox"
"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has pricks on the outside."