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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."

"I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school. They told me it was too sharp"

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see."

"If you say ""gullible"" slowly it sounds like ""oranges"" Weird huh?"

"Why cant Skrillex go fishing? ...because he always drops the bass."

"A: My bag is getting heavier B: Why? A: Because I don't smoke... B: How does it matter?? A: ""It ain't got any lighter"""

"If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it's going to be Queef Latina."

"I stuffed my mom last night. I know you're thinking I have an Oedipus complex and that's gross but jokes on you I'm a taxidermist"

"What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes."

"My girlfriend says her doctor said no sex for 2 weeks ..ahh oh k but what your dentist say..!"