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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to give a shout out to the sidewalk.... for keeping me off the streets."

"Wanna hear a joke about a stupid person? well, too bad. I can't talk to you over the internet. Stupid."

"Excuse miss can you tell me does this rag smell like chloroform?"

"A black man and a Mexican are in a car , who's driving it ? The Police"

"What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs"

"*emailing professor after exams* it hAs been An Awesome And greAt yeAr thAnks for the AmAzing clAss you hAve tAught me A lot"

"My friends and I are all dressing as different Robin Williams characters at a Comic Con this weekend... We're the Suicide Squad!"

"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"

"I submitted 10 of my best puns to a Joke competition expecting at least 1 to win, but... No pun in ten did.."

"Did you hear about this year's newest fad diet coming out of New York and New Jersey? The swim-fast diet."