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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a blind german? A not-see."

"What kinds of birds are raised by only their mothers? Blackbirds"

"Boxing is like a dance, a dance where you punch your dance partner until he doesn't want to dance anymore."

"british cops are calld ""bobbys""& dont hav guns. i kno a kid in 3rd grade named bobby who has no gun. hes basically a cop if he go to england"

"I just told a cow that he's being watched. I always like to make beef stew."

"Why did the mountain have trouble in class? Because there was a steep learning curve."

"If you are making love to music, use live album cos you get a round of applause every 3 minutes."

"A young Hitler, and a young Mao are in a room with a cannibal The cannibal had dic-tator tots for dinner"

"Q:Whats worst than getting a penis drawn on your face? A:knowing it was traced"

"How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb? 1000 One to change it and 999 to walk into the same room and change the same light bulb without checking to see if it needed changing first."