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Joke of the Day

"What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes."

"What is the punishment for bigamy? Two wives."

"In retrospect, back in my club days I should have recognized there was a reason the beat always sounded like DOUCHE DOUCHE DOUCHE."

"Are you the square root of -100? Cause you're the only 10i see."

"If you have a donkey and I have a rooster, and your donkey bites off my roosters feet. What do you have? 2 feet of my cock in your ass"

"I approach the boring task of buying tampons with the same procrastination used when needing to fill the car up with petrol: ignore depleting supplies until well in the red."

"Handmade things always seem to sell for extra. Apparently that doesn't apply to semen."

"Where do beavers go to cash their paychecks? The riverbank."

"*puts kid in tub* *checks twitter* *forgets about kid* *tweets* *remembers kid* *finds kid-shaped prune floating in tub*"

"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject? Computin science"