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Joke of the Day

"If I ever have a need for a drag queen name, I just decided it's going to be Queef Latina."

"2 Part Fish Joke What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Dam. What did the fish's friend say when he ran into the wall? Dumb Bass"

"Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag? 3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot"

"What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose"

"I thought about getting silk sheets to seem sexy, but then I realized nobody would be turned on by me falling out of bed 6 times a night."

"What do gay men and ambulances have in common Both get loaded from the rear and go woop-woop!"

"How do you know you're girlfriend is getting too fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes."

"So I decided to be a nude model for a local art class... they didn't ask me to do it, and I am starting to get weird looks."

"I regret every fart I ever held in for you."

"I want to believe in hope as much as someone who thinks that somebody might buy their old used shoes on Craigslist for $20."