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Joke of the Day

"Most guys propose with a diamond but if you're really smart give her an onion ring that way if she says no you still have a snack."

"[Computer Games] Enemy: Where have you learned aiming? Response: In programming course."

"Dark humor is a lot like fresh drinking water... Not everyone gets it."

"[1 of 4 car accidents caused by texting & driving] PEOPLE: won't be me [1 in 292 million chance of winning powerball] PEOPLE: you never know"

"What do you call ten rabbits walking backwards? A receding HARE line!"

"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"If attacked by a pack of clowns.... Go for the juggler."

"My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ... Someone start the knock knock joke ..."

"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"

"""Well, you should have been more specific before I painted all these veins."" - designer of the Wienermobile"