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Joke of the Day

"Dark humor is a lot like fresh drinking water... Not everyone gets it."

"What happened when fire and the wheel were invented? People got lit and turnt."

"I like my coffee like how I like my women. Without a penis."

"Han Solo asks Yoda, ""Master Yoda, are we going the right way?"" Yoda replies, ""off course, we are"""

"I've never skydived but I've checked Twitter on my phone while standing over a toilet. So, I get the gist."

"Susan froze to death. She was cremated It's what she would have wanted."

"What's the difference between a repost and a bullet? I don't want to put a repost in my mouth"

"A man was pulled over for speeding... The officer says: Where is the fire at? The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)"

"Kissing 101: 1. Open your mouth 2. Wider, that's it. 3. Stick out your tongue 4. Then walk towards her and pray she doesn't run away."

"[NSFW] What do you get when you fuck a dead person in the ass? Cold cumfart"