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Joke of the Day

"My favorite knock knock joke. I need someone to start it ... Someone start the knock knock joke ..."

"A redditor walks into a bar... ""All of our servers are busy right now. Try again later."""

"I would post a joke about cosmetics But I can't seem to make up one"

"I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me... please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied...""I won't dessert you."""

"I lost two things today... Job in a morgue . . . . . . . . . . . and virginity"

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' catholic."

"Santa goes to Ethiopia. Starving kid says in his winding breath: *Santa presents...!* Santa says: **Santa doesn't gift children who doesn't eat properly!**"

"I bought pink cotton, but my wife wanted purple. So I killed her."

"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross Country."

"Why was the teacher cross-eyed? He couldn't control his pupils."