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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"
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"What I if told you... ... you read the first line wrong?"
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"What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late? Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner."
"Can you describe the man who did this *me crying* ""he was a meanie head"" No describe his face, sir *clenches fist* ""He had a stupid face"""