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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat Japanese bloke... Jackie Chin"
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"What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common? They both spent a fortune making their noses more white."
"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
"Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave? Deputin"
"*Cinderella drops her glass slipper* Prince: I have a girlfriend."
"I wonder who I'll be racist against when I'm elderly. I hope it's robots!!"
"Then a white guy laughed at his own joke with an intensity that hinted at a darkness within."
"[trying to talk to girl] Ha so you from around here? ""Ya"" Cool me too. I love planet earth"
"Why can't astronauts eat popsicles? In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck."
"autism awareness day A day for people with autism to be aware they have autism"