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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a boogie in it! (Not sure of the spelling, heard it from someone)."

"I was an atheist Until I found out I was a sex god."

"You know what's funny about Internet Explorer? Punch line buffering..."

"Yesterday I told someone that I don't like babies? ""Have you tried them with ketchup instead of mayonnaise?"", they asked."

"I can make you speak like an Indian. How? That's right!"

"The difficulty of killing a single bird with one stone has been grossly misjudged."

"Why doesn't Hellen Keller play piano? Because she's fucking dead."

"What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever."

"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."

"Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon? It don't need cleaning!"