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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Hellen Keller play piano? Because she's fucking dead."
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"Why isnt Monica Lewinsky voting for Hillary? The last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth."
"It's decided. If I have 3 kids they're getting named ""Bed"" ""Bath"" and ""Beyonce."""
"There are two secrets in life The first is ""Never tell anyone everything you know"""
"I spent days, weeks, months, creating the perfect garden gazebo. Meanwhile, my marriage was falling apart"
"chinese name joke what do you call a drunk chinese schoolgirl? sum yung fun."
"What is the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest? A pimple doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13. This joke is all in good fun, sorry if anyone happens to be offended!"
"A couple is lying in bed. The husband says, ""I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.""The wife replies,... ...""I'll miss you."""
"Yo girl are you popcorn? Because I'm trying to butter you up."
"What's a pirate's favorite workout program? Pirates (pronounced like pilates)"