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Joke of the Day
"My uncle was killed during the attacks on France.... He blew himself up."
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"What is the best ""white people"" joke you know (possibly NSFW) I can't recall ever hearing any white people jokes. Anyone have any?"
"Waiter waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good sir he's frightened of them too."
"When you hug someone, think of all the poop you are just inches away from."
"The best joke ever What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday? For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad? Ye, pharaoh-nuff"
"What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a Vagina? A vagina is attatched to Bill Clintons wife"
"i don't always add and multiply, just sum times"
"Had sex with my first bernie supporter the other day... I now feel the bern"
"Everyone lectures Americans about our politics.. We use our military to lecture the rest of the world's on theirs."
"I'm not sure what this guy shaking a cup of change at people wants. He must just be bragging that he has change."