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Joke of the Day
"I can make you speak like an Indian. How? That's right!"
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"What's black, white, and red all over? A dying nun."
"With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner."
"A taxidermist was asked, ""So what do you do for a living?"" She replied, ""Oh you know... stuff."" - *From Tumblr.*"
"I discovered recently that I can cut wood just by looking at it It's true I saw it with my eyes"
"You know the 4 quarters Lebron joke, how about the Dirk one? I asked Dirk for change for a dollar; he gave me 4 quarters and a dime. He always gives any extra 10%."
"What's Trump's least favourite vegetable? Cillary!"
"What's red and smells like blue paint?... Red paint."
"What's Hitlers favorite video game? Space Invaders"