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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Marcus Mariota and Floyd Mayweather? Best Duck Ever."

"I may not be getting laid tonight, but I'm definitely banging my snooze button in the morning."

"I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness."

"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."

"A Star Wars Joke(No Spoilers) Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon? . . . Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!"

"How do you make a hormone? Slap her in the bum."

"What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer? Freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"I recently started dating a woman in a wheelchair, and I stood her up. Not surprisingly that's when she fell for me...and you know what, it became a bit of a drag...but now we're on a roll."

"why was the 6 month old African baby crying? It was having a mid life crisis"

"Women and washing machines What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine? Washing machine doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load in it."