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Joke of the Day
"The difficulty of killing a single bird with one stone has been grossly misjudged."
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"I remember 2016 Like it was just yesterday"
"Just tasteless A man gets the words ""I LOVE YOU"" tattooed on his crank. His wife tells him ""Quit putting words in my mouth!"""
"Sex is like lasagna - there's absolutely no reason for it to involve spinach in any form."
"What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers? Whedon?"
"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"
"Our love was magical.. it vanished like one of Houdini's disappearing acts"
"What did the bean say to the other bean? How have you been?"
"A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre... so the barman gives her one."
"I was Going to tell a Racist Joke... But then my black friend stole them all."