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Joke of the Day
"How do you see countries neighboring Russia? Ukraine your neck."
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"How about the No Bucket Challenge? Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it."
"My friend just got a pool table for Christmas so he gave me a call inviting me around for a pool tournament with the boys. I said thanks for the invite but I prefer to pool by myself."
"What does a lawyer say to another lawyer? We are both a lawyer."
"How many Obama-voters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Obama voters are obviously too lazy to work at anything, so they just HOPE for the lightbulb to CHANGE."
"Flight to Vegas...guy in front of me has a bouquet made up of dollar bills. Pro Tip: That stripper will never marry you bro."
"Always remember, that no matter how useless you think you are, you are still someone's reason to smile."
"What satellite TV provider does ISIS use? Daesh Network"
"What do you call an unemployed classical musician? Baroque"
"What breaks when you give it to a toddler? Her hips."