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Joke of the Day

"What do The Police do to catch criminals easily? Sting operation, of course!"

"My skeptic system seems to be broken. The problem is that it misreads its capacity. It always thinks that the tank is full of shit."

"Why do gay pirates always fight each other? They are always trying to get to the others booty"

"why can't you hear michelle pfeiffer in the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"Why is my Chinese girlfriend so bitchy? Well it's true, you are what you eat."

"Where did Jessica go after the explosion? Everywhere"

"Today we put differences aside and wish peace and love to all mankind. Except for Verizon who I hate."

"How do you know Bono is selfish? He does a lot of Pro-Bono work."

"What's a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant? ARRRby's"

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? Because he only comes ones a year & when he does its in a chimney!"