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Joke of the Day
"What did the laziest man in the world win? Atrophy."
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"What's black and brown on the inside and blue and white on the outside? Jail"
"The important thing to remember is that nobody asked you."
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"We all make fun of Kristen Stewart for her wide variety of facial expressions, but she'd probably kick all our asses in poker."
"Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid"
"Did you hear the joke about the blind prostitute? ...You really gotta hand it to her."