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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."
Next Joke
"On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!"
"Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it's the kids."
"When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!"
"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."
"Q: What did the blonde say when her doctor told her that she was pregnant? A: ""Is it mine?"""
"What mental illness does Hank Hill have? Propanic Depression"
"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."
"Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How? Dr: It just does Me: What just does? Dr: Smoking weed causes memory loss Me: How?"
"Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves."