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Joke of the Day
"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."
Next Joke
"he literally just said, ""everyone's saying i won the debate."" is it possible...hear me out...trump has an imaginary friend named Everyone?"
"And on the 8th day, God created atheists and said, ""Oh man, you're not gonna believe this."""
"If Trump wins the election, I'm leaving the country. If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country. This isn't a political post; I just want to travel."
"Double cheeseburgers don't make you fat, eating them does."
"Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport? Because he was Snowden."
"You'd think the people in front of me at this self-checkout were trying to operate a nuclear reactor"
"Which element is most likely to surrender an electron? Francium."
"What was Bin Laden's favorite Football team? The New York Jets"
"Cinderella What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!"