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Joke of the Day

"What mental illness does Hank Hill have? Propanic Depression"

"Nice weather guys, lets have the internet outside today..."

"Have you guys heard about the pedophile terrorist? Just last week he exploded all over a kids face."

"MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED"

"My GF begged me to stop singing Linkin Park I tried so hard."

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. -Me with beer, me without beer"

"What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies? Obi-Gyn Kenobi."

"The thing I love most about dad jokes... ...is how they keep pushing the boundaries of humour father and father."

"I wonder if the Cabbage Patch Kids grew up to be bastards & whores that left their offspring in random gardens like their parents did."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face. #watersportsgate #goldenshower"