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Joke of the Day

"On my TV I can see plenty of zombies, cartoon characters, and religious hucksters. I guess the elections are coming up soon!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he's homophobic."

"The safest place to stand when I hit a golf ball, is directly in front of me.."

"What's the most popular song at the new Freddie Mercury night club? Dancing Queen."

"Girl you remind me of a... (insert insult here)"

"A man tries to punch a wood chipper He is unarmed."

"I applied for a government job today and accidentally sent the wrong resume. This early display of incompetence should work in my favor."

"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was too tired..."

"I'm forbidding the twelve people who regularly star my tweets to ever fly in an airplane together."

"How do Hawaiians subtly enjoy a bad joke? with a low ""ha"""