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Joke of the Day
"Man, these hotcakes are selling like themselves."
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"Flirting is dangerous business. One wrong move and you're committed."
"What did the cork say to the bottle? If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you."
"Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown"
"One bad mushroom trip in high school and here I am 15 years later still sexually attracted to Rosie O'Donnell."
"Shooting guns is a stupid hobby. Its much easier and more cost efficient to shoot targets!"
"A civilian has taken control of the capital of South Korea... ...he's got Seoul, but he's not a soldier."
"What do you call an alien that's also a pedophile? An Extramolestrial"
"*Ohio State coach* Boys, I know how we're gonna beat the Oregon Ducks ""How coach"" With our secret weapon *pulls out a loaf of bread*"
"Why do the Scottish wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from like a mile away."