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Joke of the Day

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."

"What do you call a fat pedophile? Molesterol"

"They really should have predicted the fall of Communism sooner. After all, there were plenty of red flags."

"In Russia, Jesus finds you."

"How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun? Shoot the people pushing it."

"Why should you never let a non-metal drive a train? Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)"

"How does a door chime answer the phone? Bella?"

"Civilization is just one really long and annoying group project."

"There are almost no problems that cannot be solved by adding puppies into the equation... except for world hunger...which come to think of it, they can also solve."

"Just welled up with tears listening to Cheers opening theme song in case you didn't know what PMS feels like."