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"Jewish jokes. 1: How do you pick up a Jewish girl? - A dustpan 2: How do you get a Jewish girl's number? - Roll up her sleeve."

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"How much is the bare minimum? 1 bear."
"QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey."
"Sometimes there's a huge disaster and lots of people die but it's ok because no celebrities got divorced."
"What do you call a nun sleep walking? A roamin' Catholic"
"I was a virgin by choice until I was 25. Not my choice, mind you."
"Q: How do cats buy things? - A: From a cat-alogue!"
"Trump: ""Knock knock"" Hillary: ""Who's there?"" Trump: ""Interrupting Donald Trump"" Hillary: ""Interrupting Donald Tr-"" Trump: ""WRONG"""
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...ground up and in the freezer."
"I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th... Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons."
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