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Joke of the Day
"Moses had the first tablet with cloud connectivity."
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"What's the best song for a threesome You've got a friend in me."
"Girl Monster 1: ""I hear you've met the perfect guy."" Girl Monster 2: ""Oh yes he's a bad dream come true!"""
"Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold."
"What was Beethoven's favorite food? BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)"
"What's black and blue and red all over? The dress"
"The qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usually the same ones she can't stand years later."
"*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?"
"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !"