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Joke of the Day
"What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women."
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"this is your brain *points to egg* but this is your brain ON DRUGS *puts egg on pile of drugs*"
"Ever open a drawer to get something, forget what it was, close the drawer and immediately remember, only to have to open the drawer again?"
"Ever ask yourself who, in a perfect world, would raise a child? The answer should be apparent."
"I'm trying to switch from ""okay"" to ""OK"" but I can't figure out what to do with all this extra time on my hands"
"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store"
"Nintendo recently acquired a printing press Word is, they're using it to create legal Nin-tender"
"I just took an IQ test and apparently I'm a Libra?"
"When does every cat want to be fed? Right fucking meow"
"What's the difference between Leibniz and the Civil Rights Movement? Leibniz was able to integrate in 1675."