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Joke of the Day
"*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?"
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"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has pricks on the outside."
"Someone told me the first person you look at after something funny happens is the person you like the most... Good thing I always keep a mirror with me"
"What is the hardest part about your wife telling you she has AIDS? Acting surprised."
"A man falls over and lands on a globe. He heads to the doctors. The doctor asks what's wrong. ""I've got this spain in my arsehole."""
"When you die your voice gets added to the Big Bang Theory laugh track."
"What US city has the dirtiest frozen waffles? San Diego"
"What do you call an obnoxious potato? A dictator."
"You never pay the bill Unless it is a tribute to Bill Cosby, you rapist."
"I thought I was wrong once But I was mistaken"