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Joke of the Day

"Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold."

"Dark humor is a lot like a child with cancer. It never gets old."

"Kwanzaa and Festivus were both made up in 1966. One is a joke holiday that no one should take seriously. The other was featured on Seinfeld. hat tip to u/AudibleNod"

"My science teacher said he was going to show me his transistor. Imagine my surprise when a woman with a penis showed up."

"Things I Suck At: 1. straws, ha ha jk lol 2. Parallel parking, no seriously, I'm really terrible at this 3. straws, haha same joke as before"

"Looking for jokes that will make a girl laugh I like this girl and I hear she likes hearing jokes. I need the funniest jokes that will make her laugh."

"Things the GOP has battled this week: 1. Ethics 2. Intelligence"

"What Did The Hard Drive Get When It Wanted Data But Didn't Have The Resources? A Cache-Advance"

"If the Avada Kedavra curse was invented by a Muslim wizard or by a Jewish wizard It would be called the ""Islama Kedavra"" curse or the ""Avada Judahvra"" respectively."

"Student: Teacher, can I ask you a question? Teacher: You just did."