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Joke of the Day

"Kids today have it easy! In the old days, before smartphones & Instagram, by the time we finished the painting, our food was already cold."

"Knock knock..."

"How do you kill a hipster? by drowning them in the mainstream"

"If evolution is real how come? Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded"

"Did you know that Australians don't ever actually have sex? Because Australians mate..."

"My girlfriend wants a Christmas Gift she can wear... I'm going to give her a facial."

"Waiter: how do you want your burger? Me: *points to girl at another table not taking a picture of her dinner* that rare"

"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."

"Q: What kind of snake is it good to have on a car? A: Windshield vipers."

"Did you read about the skeleton trapped in the freezer? It was a bone-chilling story."