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Joke of the Day
"What was Beethoven's favorite food? BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)"
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"I have the body of a god. Too bad that god is Buddha."
"milk duds: when you want some candy but also crave a dislocated jaw"
"*lost in China* Friend: ask that man where we are Me [pretending to speak Chinese with a local]: xian chan sen F: well? Me: we're in China"
"What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called? The Piledriver: No Holes Barred"
"Little Jewish Boy A little jewish boy comes up to his father and asks for 40 dollars for a school field trip. His father looks down at him and says ""30 dollars, what do you need 30 dollars for?"""
"You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes"
"Me: I must be out of my mind. Me: You and me both."
"I'm not a doctor... so my understanding of Parkinsons is a little shaky."
"I hate people who have a great timing with jokes. When I do it I get responses like ""Who are you and why are you at my grandma's funeral?"""