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Joke of the Day
"How many times does 1 go into 0? As Many Times As It Wants!"
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"One time in band camp... They threatened me with eternal torture. Oh wait that was Bible camp."
"[NSFW?] As a guy, I've become very insensitive... because I masturbate too much."
"What do you get when you mix acids and bases together? Rape."
"NSFW how did the mother know her daughter was on her period? Daddy's dick tasted funny"
"Why Did The Alcoholic Comedian Quit Performing? He couldn't handle the boos."