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Joke of the Day
"One time in band camp... They threatened me with eternal torture. Oh wait that was Bible camp."
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"How do you get 50 little old ladies to scream FUCK at the same time? Have the 51st scream BINGO!"
"What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. A PUNisher"
"Push-up men's underwear. Taking complexes to a whole new level."