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"What do you get when you mix acids and bases together? Rape."
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"Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities"
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"[HR office] Do you know why we called you in today? To give me a pay rise? No. Because I googled 'How to burn down office' 600 times? Yes."
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