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Joke of the Day

"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Hello Jack."

"Fat Chicks Are Like Scooters... They're Really Fun To Ride Until Your Friends Find Out"

"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"

"What's the similarity between a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist? They both work with crust."

"I like my women how i like my wine 12 years old and locked up in my basement. sorry i had to"

"what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie? traaaiins..."

"Why should you never date a tennis player? Because love means nothing to them!!"

"What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? Spag-yeti."

"There are two types of people in this world.... Those who are intelligent, And those who believe there are 12 types of people in this world."

"What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? Just the tip."