221734

Joke of the Day

"There are two types of people in this world.... Those who are intelligent, And those who believe there are 12 types of people in this world."

"I sometimes lie awake and wonder how much useful information I've left out of my brain to make room for these Hanson songs."

"The NFL's Refs"

"What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ? Let's go get Jobs."

"You don't know laziness until you rob a bank & choose to wait for the amount you stole to be announced on news rather than count it yourself"

"What is the difference between a Mountain Lion and a Guppy? A Guppy likes to muck around the fountain; a Lion likes to fuck around the Mountain."

"I built that beach a sandcastle. Beaches love sandcastles."

"A joke about Reddit's censorship policy. <removed>"

"Texted Mom a question & she didn't answer right away. I'm going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine."

"There's a fine line between being spotted in line at Old Navy and getting shot in the face."