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Joke of the Day
"What's the abominable snowman's favourite food? Spag-yeti."
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"What does a french sheep say? Ca ba?"
"How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb? Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters."
"So Rene points to Gorgias in the schoolyard and says, ""you're a stupid solipsist..."". ...and Gorgias says, ""I know you are but what I am."""
"Very few people can brag about getting a handjob from their barber after a haircut nowadays. Then again, very few people cut their own hair."
"Dear K"", Thanks for being there for me when times get awkward. Sincerely, Got nothing to say."
"Ear sex is dangerous... ...it fucks with your head"
"These generic frosted flakes are ooooooookay."
"If you love someone, let them sleep."
"What sound does a Japanese camera make? ""Crick"""