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Joke of the Day
"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"
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"I love, love, love when sports fans are homophobic. ""I don't want any gay people around while I'm staring at men for hours"""
"Q: What did the finger say to the thumb? A: I'm in glove with you."
"*ring* Her: Hello, Sex Addict Hotline Me: Help please Her: Ok sir. Let's take some breaths. Deep. Slow. In and out Me: THIS ISN'T HELPING"
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"GF: ""You're cute when you're drunk"" Me: ""You're cute when I'm drunk too"""