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Joke of the Day
"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"
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"I wanted to start a business selling soap art, but soapart.com was already taken by a support group for divorcees."
"Want to know what I know about dwarves? Very little. Heard from a friend. It's awful, I know."
"Why black people are so good with basketball? They can shoot and steal without being arrested."
"It is impolite to cry in front of the whole library about your WebMD self-diagnosis of terminally sprained sciatica pneumonia AIDS."
"[watching lion king] TIMON: hakuna matata ME: *whispering to date* that means no worries TIMON: it means no worries ME: see?"
"Mohammed Mo Problems"
"I wish my wife worked at Subway Maybe then she would make me a sandwich."
"Superman is using his supervision... And sees Wonder Woman lying naked in her bed! He breaks through her window and picks her up. ""Surprised?"" He asks. ""Not as surprised as invisible man!"""
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - FrankenBarbie ...comes with bolts through her neck"