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Joke of the Day
"what did the locomotive conductor crave once he became a zombie? traaaiins..."
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"Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice."
"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"
"Look you asked me to be your child's Godfather so don't get pissed at me because I taught him how to break knees and collect debts."
"Why do comedians always have such bad sleeps? Because they fall asleep funny!"
"What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing? Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby."
"How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers."
"When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read."
"In London, a man gets robbed every 4.5 minutes. And he's getting fed up with it."
"What did one guy say to the other at the gay bar? May I push in your stool?"