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Joke of the Day

"Teacher told me to give her eye contact when I speak with her. So i jabbed my finger in her eye to touch it."

"Why can't a T-Rex clap Because it's extinct"

"Fun fact about the Saxophone: I'm lonely"

"What's long, green, and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger"

"Why was the man so down in the mouth? Because he ate his pillow."

"You can spray tan a baby if you want to, it's not illegal."

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"

"What's Dr. Dre's favorite vegetable? Beets."

"I just threw away all the toilet paper in the office so this day is about to get interesting."

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."