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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."

"There's a Little House On The Prairie film in the works, in case any of you are looking to take a two-hour nap in a theatre next year."

"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."

"""Bacon gives you cancer"" is the 2015 version of ""touching yourself causes blindness."""

"Does your face hurt? Well it's killing me."

"Where does Christian Grey make photocopies? FedEx Kinky's"

"I used to think I had bad taste, but then I met my girlfriend and now I know what someone with bad taste really looks like."

"I thought it was sweet that the Democratic debate maintained a Paris related theme... The whole debate was Bernie Sanders and Martin O'Malley Eiffel Towering Hillary Clinton."

"What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch? It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage."

"Why do men name their penises? Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions."