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Joke of the Day
"You can spray tan a baby if you want to, it's not illegal."
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"I like my women how I like my file paper. Ruled, and punched twice near the spine to keep them in line."
"""Shotgun!"" I yell as I push past the others and climb into the seat. I am subsequently escorted from the airplane."
"Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? He had no attachments."
"[NSFW] If you masturbate with a rowing stick... Will you have an orgasm?"
"What do Libyan people put in their TV remotes? Tripoli batteries."
"Why don't black people like pirates? they pronounce everything with a hard ""aargh"""
"That's the third time Adam Sandler's scootered past my house this morning. Dude if you want to go on my trampoline just ask"
"Why do sharks swim in salt water? Because pepper would make them sneeze!"
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day... teach a man to fish and you create a market for bait and tackle."